trainer's card
name: no please stop
ID no.: 666
class: better than you
nature: cold and heartless
money: 0 pokédollars
pokedéx:
My name's Rae and I'm a pretentious bastard.

denchgang:

never skip leg day

dekutree:

howtobeafuckinglady:

FUCK I JUST WOKE UP MY ENTIRE HOUSE

harrison ford deserves every single oscar for this one scene

melliousbellious:

destiels-fallen-angel:

joanne-fallen-angel-of-bacon:

kvotheunkvothe:

bluebananabowtie:

weirdotwins:

sophael:

waveformtheta:

haberdashing:

waveformtheta:

GUYS. THIS PLANET IS MADE LITERALLY OF DIAMONDS

ITS A FUCKING GIANT ASS DIAMOND

HUMANITIES SOLE PURPOSE IS OBVIOUSLY TO HAUL THAT SUCKER BACK HERE

I want to get an engagement ring without the diamond in it, and propose with it, and when she gets confused, I just show her this through the telescope and be like “I couldn’t find a diamond that deserved you in our solar system, how about that honker?”

Side note: It is named Cancri

Space is cool as fuck

DO NOT GO TO THE DIAMOND PLANET

I wanna fuck the diamond planet

That’s how he does it. That’s how he does it. He makes you fight. He makes you fight. Creeps into your head. Creeps into your head. And whispers. And whispers. Listen. Listen. Just listen. Just listen. That’s him. That’s him. Inside. Inside.

whats goin on in this post anymore?

NO ONE GO NEAR THE PLANET NO ONE KNOCK NO ONE MOVE

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now that you’ve said all that I was really reading it in his voice

Stay. Away. From. The. Diamond. Planet.

Molto bene. 

lordofdragonstone:

Peter looking pretty hipster at the script reading for Listen (x)

alegorys:

This is my favorite picture of Drake.

themurricane:

johnny depp looked so hot in willy wonka and the chocolate factoryimage

thecrazedtimelord:

There should be a Doctor Who episode where the 12th Doctor goes back to Rome and meets a roman played by David Tennant.

mistercoventry:

becoming a demon seems like a good career option

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