all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree
first comes love
then comes marriage
things sherlock has always meant to say but never has
- "john, eat my ass"
*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*
people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over
replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less
"Your makeup looks really natural today"
don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.