trainer's card
name: no please stop
ID no.: 666
class: better than you
nature: cold and heartless
money: 0 pokédollars
pokedéx:
My name's Rae and I'm a pretentious bastard.

hungrylikethewolfie:

barackobama:

guitarandmountaindew:

stay-bene-amici:

all my OTPs sittin’ in a tree

HO-MO-SEXU-ALITY

first comes love

then comes marriage

thanks obama

you’re welcome.

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bbcatemypumpkinspice:

things sherlock has always meant to say but never has

  • "john, eat my ass"

meladoodle:

*tries to open bag of chips quietly at funeral*

people underestimate my ability to cut them out of my life when they fuck me over

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

undeadcosmicunicorn:

"Your makeup looks really natural today"

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gayturians:

don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

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